Urban Dictionary describes itself as "the dictionary you wrote."
We looked up the word Moorpark on the popular website and found a number of entries, but we're guessing none were written by the Chamber of Commerce or city public relations department. A few are amusing and truthful, but most are derogatory and offensive. Also, most look like they've been on the site for a while, given a some of the events/items mentioned.
Our favorite is the second highest rated definition. Here it is:
Moorpark: We have that mammoth they dug up, that guy from Top Chef, a nationally acclaimed Academic Decathalon team, a combined gym/movie theater, about 400 supermarkets and pizza places, and, of course, we have more god damn parks than you. Moorpark. F--- yeah.
Other definitions mostly mentioned the lack of things to do in town and a few mentioned the most popular activity was to loiter outside Vons.
One noted that the town is "unfortunately affectionately called Kraproom" (hey, someone had to say it . . .).
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